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{"slip": { "id": 198, "advice": "Sing in the shower."}}
{"slip": { "id": 176, "advice": "Good things come to those who wait."}}
{"slip": { "id": 117, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one hadn't worked so hard."}}
{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}
{"slip": { "id": 88, "advice": "Hold the door open for the next person."}}
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Syllipsimopodi is an extinct member of the cephalopod subclass Coleoidea originally interpreted to belong to the clade Vampyropoda, which includes octopuses (Octopoda) and vampire squids (Vampyromorphida). The type and only known species is Syllipsimopodi bideni, named in honor of US Presid