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{"fact":"Isaac Newton invented the cat flap. Newton was experimenting in a pitch-black room. Spithead, one of his cats, kept opening the door and wrecking his experiment. The cat flap kept both Newton and Spithead happy.","length":211}
{"slip": { "id": 122, "advice": "You spend half your life asleep or in bed. It's worth spending money on a good mattress, decent pillows and a comfy duvet."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...","punchline":"He loves his pot.","id":45}
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The Renault 5 is a five-passenger, three or five-door, front-engine, front-wheel drive hatchback supermini manufactured and marketed by the French automaker Renault over two generations: 1972–1985 and 1984–1996.
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{"fact":"Edward Lear, author of \\The Owl and the Pussycat\\\"\", is said to have had his new house in San Remo built to exactly the same specification as his previous residence, so that his much-loved tabby, Foss, would immediately feel at home.\"\"\"","length":236}
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Anglo-American style of Freemasonry refers one of several branches of Freemasonry. It consists of a loose network of overlapping chains of mutually recognized Grand Lodges or Grand Orients. Many of these Grand Lodges trace their descent from a British Grand Lodge, with mutual recognition based on adherence to certain core values also called Landmarks, rules and membership requirements.
"}{"slip": { "id": 174, "advice": "Be a good lover."}}
{"slip": { "id": 183, "advice": "Always get two ciders."}}
{"slip": { "id": 123, "advice": "Winter is coming."}}
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Fladrafinil, also known as fluorafinil or as bisfluoroadrafinil, is a wakefulness-promoting agent related to modafinil that was never marketed. It is sold online and used non-medically as a nootropic.
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